First let me say, this is not a good movie. This is a movie you put on when you’re snuggled up with a long-term significant other and a crappy bottle of wine and are in the mood to obnoxiously comment on everything wrong with a movie. You will have plenty of material in this film. Like how tow trucks have plenty of work in a snow storm. But more. In case you haven’t seen it, I’ll explain the basic premise. Essentially, there is an asteroid hurtling towards Earth, and the best idea America’s brightest could come up with is to nuke it (obviously). But not just a regular shoot-a-nuke-into-space operation. No, no. We have to nuke it from the inside. Because of course we do.